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Rejection Hotline: 631-960-7174  
Nacometro: 631-403-2014
Fresometro: 781-452-4038 

From RejectionHotline.com to HumorHotlines.com


The Rejection Hotline began way back in 2001 (initially just as a funny little joke - but it quickly grew into a pop-culture phenomenon reaching millions of people!). The original website, RejectionHotline.com, followed in 2002, and that's when we started hearing from people all over the country asking us to expand - so we did!  

In recent years, we have expanded WAY beyond just the original Rejection Hotline (212- 660-2245). The "It Could Always Suck More" Hotline (401-992-4050), The "Psychiatric Hotline" (973-409-3277), The "Angry Santa Hotline" (772-257-4661), and others each started receiving MILLIONS of calls. Most of these new hotlines had/have nothing to do with "rejection" or the original idea behind the Rejection Hotline, so it quickly became apparent that we were really much more about HUMOR HOTLINES. So, we just felt www.HumorHotlines.com would be a more appropriate place for our fans to find ALL of our various "Humor Hotlines" - including, but certainly not limited to, the original Rejection Hotline that started it all. 

Enjoy,
 
Jeff G. Founder, The Rejection Hotline & HumorHotlines.com

More Rejection Hotline Area Codes!

Posted By Michael

For anyone familiar with our story, it’s no secret that The Original Rejection Hotline (212-660-2245) is the foundation on which HumorHotlines.com has been built. Part of the Rejection Hotline’s appeal is that on the surface it appears to be a real phone number attached to a real area code. After all, lets face it, no one is ever going to call a 1-800 number and expect it to be the girl or guy they met at the bar the night before. Since 2001, we’ve offered Rejection Hotlines in as many area codes as possible as a free public service to you all. While we can’t claim total coverage, we like to think that we do a pretty good job of providing either a Rejection Hotline for your area code, or one ...
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The History of April Fools

Posted By: DeVon

April Fools’ Day is coming up really soon and there’s nobetter way to prank people than with our April Fools’ Day Prank Assistance Hotline(413-497-0033). Tell your friends that your phone is dying and you need them tocall you back at this number. Be creative! You can send your prank ideas to feedback@humorhotlines.com and youcould find them awkwardly featured in this obscure corner of the website. Now, many of you have written me asking “Why do we celebrateApril Fools’ Day?” and “How did this tradition of pranking and general mayhembegin?” I may be paraphrasing just a little, but that’s because most of theemails I get nowadays are either ...
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Groudhog Day: 781-452-0837

Posted By: DeVon

It’s late January and while some of us are busy dealing withthe “shocking” realization that we just don’t have the willpower to go throughwith our New Year’s resolutions, the rest of us are preparing the way foranother year of mediocrity and disappointment. Of course that year doesn’tofficially begin until Groundhog Day, the most mediocre holiday since PenguinAwareness Day (That’s real! Look it up!). It’s a holiday that even its officialmascot says is stupid and outdated. Call 781-452-0837 to hear why now. But why is it such a stupid holiday? Maybe because we justdon’t recognize the modern day significance of the groundhog. You may not knowthis, ...
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Everyboy's Favorite Fat Man

Posted By: DeVon

SantaClaus. What more can I say about this gift-giving night rider? This champion of charity, this toy-toting Titan, this chubby-chasing cookie fiend and potential peeping Tom? You know his name; you know his address; and now, thanks to us, you can know his cell phone number. That’s right, kids. Just call 772-257-4060 to hear a special recorded message from one of the world’s most famous fat men, second only to John Candy. From “Uncle Buck?” What do you mean you haven't seen it? How old are you?! Seven?? Anyway, Santa has been having a tough couple of years. You may not know this, but jolly old St. Nick was very heavily invested in Enron so his toy shop has come very close to shipping out its ...
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