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Give the Psychiatric Hotline number (772-257-4498) to anyone who might be a little crazy :) From HumorHotlines.com

Call 973-409-3262 (the How-To-Entertain-An-Idiot Hotline) then pass it on to your idiot friends! - www.HumorHotlines.com

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Comedy Calls: Everyone Farts!:
317-352-6526
Comedy Calls: Interview Tip:
318-751-9054
Comedy Calls: "Learning":
316-201-9349
Political: Hillary Headquarters:
917-475-0052
Political: Obama Headquarters:
917-475-0051
 
Political: McCain Headquarters:
917-475-0050
 
 
Birth Control:
413-497-0047
 
 
Facebook - Addict:
202-629-9220
 
 
Rick Roll:
772-257-4501
 
 
Tooth Fairy:
215-475-5060
 

 
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The Original Rejection Hotline:
617-861-3962
It Could Always Suck More:
323-213-4134
 
Just Thought You Should Know:
631-960-7177
 
Breakup Butler (gentle):
202-448-8883
Breakup Bitch (mean) :
805-351-8307
Call to Santa:
603-413-4129
 
Groundhog's Day Sucks:
781-452-0837
 
 
Valentine's Day is Evil:
401-992-4026
 
 
WTF? (please hang up):
424-202-6981
 
 
One Night Stand Hotline:
212-201-3517
 
 
You're Fired!:
413-497-0050
 
 
Piss on You!:
949-313-0673
  
 
Call for Luck - Pissing Leprechaun:
571-527-2046
  
 
Easter Bunny:
215-475-5083
  
 
Tooth Fairy:
215-475-5060
  
 
Not So Sweet Poem:
772-257-4417
  
 
Leave a Message - Female:
804-205-9536
  
 
Drunk Dial:
386-682-3997
  
 
Call to Confess:
207-228-0146
  
 
Hottest Voicemail EVER:
727-342-5575