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      <title>Rejection Hotline - WHY?!?</title>
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      <description>&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-DECORATION: underline"&gt;WHY DOES THE REJECTION HOTLINE EXIST?&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;IMG alt="" src="/itemimages/rh_logo_225x100.jpg" align=right border=0&gt;Because the dating scene is full of people who can't take a hint or can't take "no" for an answer (and many who apparently can't take showers, can't brush their teeth, or can't seem to go out in social settings without &lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: #87ceeb; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"&gt;awkwardly &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;embarrassing themselves). &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The Rejection Hotline exists as a simple alternative to uncomfortable situations and it is a public service to both the rejector and to the rejectee!&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Nov 2002 16:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <subject>Rejection Hotline - WHY?!?</subject>
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