Created in 2001, The Rejection Hotline is a fake phone number you can give out instead of your real number. Callers hear our humorous Rejection Hotline message and are not-so-subtly informed of your non-interest.
- 212-660-2245 (New York)
- 617-861-3962 (Boston)
- 305-503-0846 (Miami)
- 215-618-1505 (Philadelphia)
Or use the drop-down menu for 100+ more:
Now you can text your 3-digit area code to 95577, and we'll text you back with your local Rejection Hotline number. If we don't have a Rejection Hotline number in your area, we'll text you back with the closest Rejection Hotline instead! The service is free, but normal msg and data rates apply.
Every Rejection Hotline number now has a "Press 2 for Spanish" option. We also have Spanish-only Rejection Hotlines all over the country! Call 781-452-0832 (for women) or 631-960-7174 (for men) or click here for more Spanish Humor Hotlines!
In addition to our 200+ US Humor Hotlines, we've recently launched our first full-fledged international service in the UK with HumourHotlines.co.uk. The UK Rejection Hotline can be found at 020 7979 1034. Also, we've set up test Rejection Hotlines in Guadalajara, Mexico (33-4624-1974) and Rio De Janeiro, Brazil (11 3958-0326). If you want to hear these lines, but live in the United States you can find them at the following numbers:
- English (UK): 202-629-9216
- Spanish (Mexico): 781-452-0832 or 631-960-7174
- Portuguese (Brazil):413-497-0096
We now have over 200 OTHER "Humor Hotlines" (all very different than the original Rejection Hotline); your feedback (and your help in spreading the word!) is appreciated!
- How To Keep An Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696
- Outsource a Friendship to India: 267-436-5128
- It Could Always Suck More: 816-410-0114
- Bad Breath Notification: 631-960-7187
- Call to Santa (NOT for kids!): 781-452-0836
- The Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3279
It sounds like a regular unpersonalized cell phone greeting. The caller doesn't know they've been rejected. They leave a message. We play those messages here!
Listen to samples below!
ARIZONA
* 480-422-0069 - Phoenix
* 520-208-2075 - Tucson
* 602-357-5998 - Phoenix
* 623-505-2146 - Phoenix
* 928-286-8699 - Flagstaff
CALIFORNIA
* 209-208-3227 - Northern CA
* 213-992-9929 - Anaheim
* 310-469-0269 - Los Angeles
* 323-928-5381 - Los Angeles
* 408-513-3090 - San Jose
* 415-228-0207 - San Francisco
* 424-294-5992 - Los Angeles
* 510-722-1839 - Berkeley
* 530-937-3146 - NE CA
* 562-679-9713 - Long Beach
* 559-210-0440 - Fresno
* 619-320-0488 - San Diego
* 626-605-3759 - Pasadena
* 661-840-6680 - Santa Barbara
* 707-232-2420 - Napa
* 714-984-8938 - Orange County
* 760-259-1146 - SE CA
* 805-980-2227 - Southern CA
* 818-230-1063 - Los Angeles
* 831-886-3349 - Santa Cruz
* 858-346-1258 - San Diego
* 909-533-2903 - Riverside
* 916-384-0237 - Sacramento
* 925-905-7144 - Bay Area
* 949-544-3368 - Orange County
* 951-934-5940 - Riverside
COLORADO
* 303-218-9999 - Denver
* 720-259-1388 - Denver
CONNECTICUT
* 203-403-9447 - Fairfield County
* 860-866-2394 - Hartford
WASHINGTON, DC
* 202-629-9232 Washington, DC
FLORIDA
* 305-503-0846 - Miami
* 352-475-6679 - Gainesville
* 561-210-4748 - Palm Beach County
* 727-214-0568 - St. Petersburg
* 772-494-1017 - Vero Beach
* 786-837-9924 - Miami
* 813-749-9093 - Tampa
* 904-879-8012 - Jacksonville
* 954-880-9025 - Fort Lauderdale
GEORGIA
* 404-260-1318 - Atlanta
* 678-926-2362 - Atlanta
* 770-908-7383 - Atlanta
* 912-754-5588 - Savannah
ILLINOIS
* 224-572-5900 - Chicago
* 312-283-0449 - Chicago
* 331-422-2901 - Chicago
* 630-786-9985 - Aurora
* 708-536-9836 - Chicago
* 773-541-2149 - Chicago
* 815-404-2580 - Crystal Lake
* 847-232-1228 - Evanston
INDIANA
* 317-942-1639 - Indianapolis
* 765-535-0274 - Indianapolis
KANSAS
* 785-875-3188 - Topeka
KENTUCKY
* 270-735-1622 - Western KY
* 859-663-4027 - Lexington
LOUISIANA
* 504-265-1411 - New Orleans
MAINE
* 207-376-0768 - Maine
MARYLAND
* 240-258-4002 - Greater DC
* 301-576-1104 - Greater DC
* 410-347-1488 - Baltimore
* 410-500-4687 - Baltimore
* 443-951-0478 - Baltimore
MASSACHUSETTES
* 339-219-2167 - Boston
* 413-497-0042 - Western MA
* 508-466-4117 - Southern MA
* 617-861-3962 - Boston
* 781-382-3478 - Boston
* 781-654-2925 - Boston
* 857-399-2027 - Boston
* 978-456-4020 - Cambridge
MICHIGAN
* 248-256-0239 - Detroit
* 313-915-9016 - Detroit
* 586-270-0157 - Detroit
* 734-205-0534 - Ann Arbor
* 810-519-0199 - Flint
MINNESOTA
* 612-392-1983 – Minneapolis
* 763-392-1119 – Minneapolis
* 952-392-1405 – Minneapolis
* 651-967-0909 – Minneapolis
MISSISSIPPI
* 601-792-4440 Mississippi
MISSOURI
* 314-549-0529 - St. Louis
* 417-326-2677 - Springfield
* 573-856-4522 - Jefferson City
* 636-547-2663 - East Central MO
* 816-298-0420 - Kansas City
NEBRASKA
* 402-827-9874 - Omaha
* 402-434-6535 - Lincoln
NEVADA
* 702-824-9474 - Las Vegas
* 775-996-3527 - Nevada
NEW HAMPSHIRE
* 603-413-2340 - New Hampshire
NEW JERSEY
* 201-808-6011 - New Jersey
* 609-373-1072 - Princeton
* 732-894-5017 - New Jersey
* 848-482-5077 - Jersey Shore
* 862-201-2193 - Northern NJ
* 908-636-2965 - New Jersey
* 973-409-3011 - Newark
NEW YORK
* 212-660-2245 - New York City
* 315-682-1822 - Syracuse
* 347-689-1270 - New York City
* 516-300-1488 - Long Island
* 518-935-4012 - Albany
* 646-717-8395 - New York City
* 716-206-7781 - Buffalo
* 718-879-5787 - Staten Island
* 845-259-2245 - New York
* 914-269-4245 - New York
* 917-475-0070 - New York City
NORTH CAROLINA
* 704-255-1887 - Charlotte
* 828-859-2905 - Central North Carolina
OHIO
* 216-453-0581 - Cleveland
* 330-961-0095 - NE Ohio
* 419-452-6002 - Toledo
* 440-290-2640 - Cleveland
* 513-277-0088 - Cincinnati
* 614-360-9876 - Columbus
* 740-206-9115 - Columbus
OKLAHOMA
* 918-649-1711 - Tulsa
OREGON
* 503-207-0299 - Oregon
* 541-508-4022 - Eugene
PENNSYLVANIA
* 215-618-1505 - Philadelphia
* 267-436-5130 - Philadelphia
* 412-567-2767 - Pittsburgh
* 484-202-3010 - Southeast PA
* 610-200-8113 - Southeast PA
* 724-207-6388 - Pittsburgh
* 814-337-4101 - State College
RHODE ISLAND
* 401-648-6543 - Rhode Island
* 401-992-4041 - Rhode Island
SOUTH CAROLINA
* 803-746-0882 - Columbia
TENNESSEE
* 615-238-2005 - Nashville
* 931-451-4613 - Middle Tennessee
TEXAS
* 214-471-1194 - Dallas
* 281-214-1911 - Houston
* 469-718-3702 - Dallas
* 512-456-5939 - Austin
* 713-481-6998 - Houston
* 817-532-9821 - Ft. Worth
* 940-295-0146 - Denton
* 972-836-0066 - Grand Prarie
UTAH
* 801-877-3451 – Salt Lake City
VIRGINIA
* 703-912-1725 Virginia
* 703-945-1694 Virginia
* 540-318-3081 Northern VA
* 571-297-7172 Northern VA
WASHINGTON
* 206-494-0827 - Seattle
* 253-275-3437 - Seattle / Tocoma
* 360-859-0034 - Olympia
* 425-437-0512 - Seattle
WISCONSIN
* 262-924-1401 – Milwaukee
* 414-386-0389 – Milwaukee
* 920-744-0177
CANADA
* 250-984-0686 Victoria, Canada
Can't find a number for your state?
If you can’t find a number for your city/state, you can request a new area code by sending an email to: info@humorhotlines.com. In the meantime, we suggest picking a Rejection Hotline number above and just saying “It’s where I went to school” or “I haven’t changed my cell phone number since I moved.”
