Humor Hotlines - Frequently Asked Questions
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) 
Will I be billed for calling your hotlines? 
NO!!! We do not charge for calling any of our numbers. Aside from standard long-distance and carrier rates that would apply when making ANY phone call, our numbers are 100% FREE! 
What about your Humor Hotlines that say the call is being re-routed or claim to make additional charges?
 A few of our prank phone numbers [notably The “It Could Always Suck More” Hotline (401-992-4050) and The “Billion Dollar Bailout” Hotline (781-452-2073)] claim to make outrageous charges on the calls. Rest assured, THESE ARE JOKES!!! Regardless of what these HUMOR Hotlines claim, they are 100% free to call. 
Do you charge for your text messages that give me the new Humor Hotlines? 
NO!!! Text messages promoting our newest Humor Hotlines are free. Your standard messaging rates apply just as with any text message but we’re not charging you.
How do I opt out of receiving text message updates from HumorHotlines.com?
To opt-out text "STOP" to 95577
For help text "HELP" to 95577
Why am I receiving “prank calls” from your phone numbers? 
You're not! We don't make outbound calls. We write the Humor Hotline messages, put them up on phone numbers, and promote them (for people to dial INTO), but at no point will HumorHotlines.com ever make an outbound call. Unfortunately, through a technology known as “Caller ID Spoofing," individuals are able to mask their real caller ID and replace it with a number of their choosing in order to make a prank call. Because many of our hotlines are “prank-oriented,” people often use our numbers in place of their real number when “spoofing.” We do not endorse this, nor can we take responsibility.