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An Open Letter to Starbucks
By Pissed off Poet!
6/13/2008 9:51:00 PM

An open letter to Starbucks:

If the cup size is small, then call it a small!
Don’t try to confuse me and call it a tall!

And if “grande” means big, then imagine my surprise
When a “grande” coffee is fuckin’ medium-size.

And how big is Venti? 20 ounces? Twenty-six?
I don’t speak Italian, you pretentious pricks!

So here’s a message for you clowns at Starbucks,
Dunkin Donuts kicks ass and YOUR coffee sucks!

     
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On Tuesday, June 17, 2008 ligia wrote:

This coffee post is too funny my coworkers argue all day about starbucks and dunkin donuts and which is the best I will be sending them an email with this. Hey can you please put one for bad singing. I have a coworker who sings all day long we are thinking of stealing her ipod or just snatching it and stomping on it. Any suggestions!!!!!!!



On Sunday, June 15, 2008 J Kirk wrote:

You've hit the head on the nail. The coffee is too hot, too smelly and dosn't particular taste good.

7/11 is even better!!



On Sunday, June 15, 2008 J Kirk wrote:

You are totally right on expecially about the coffee. Who needs hot, burnt, overpriced lousy coffiee!




   
 
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