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Bad Breath is apparently an epidemic!
By Sarah
2/28/2008 12:55:00 PM  

631-960-7178. HEY. I NEED TO TALK TO U ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED. CAN U CALL ME ASAP

omg....i got this in a text message that said "my cell phone is about to die and i really need to talk to you about something. call me at 631-960-7178" ...


I got "Call me when you get a chance on this number 631-960-7178. It's important."


"Not getting enough attention posting your number in mens bathroom stalls? If you really need someone to tell you the truth, call 631-960-7178. Help is on the line 24/7. lol"

Text messages like these have been sent all over the country for the past two months!  This phone number (the Just Thought You Should Know Bad Breath notification) received over 470,000 calls in January, and already has over 905,000 calls this month!
That's a lot of offensive people running around in need of mouthwash and a toothbrush.  If you received this number from someone, tell us about it on our
Message Board.


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Tags: Bad Breath, Just Thought You Should Know
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NEW Humor Hotlines for Valentines Day! (from RejectionHotline.com)
By RejectionHotline.com
2/10/2008 3:49:00 PM  
NEW Humor Hotlines for Valentines Day! (something for everyone so let us know which ones you like best - and fee free to pass them on!)

Valentine's Day SUCKS Hotline (from RejectionHotline.com) is 413-497-0024

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Call To Santa! (Warning: NOT intended for kids!)
By RH Brands
12/9/2007 8:10:00 PM  

Yeah, not much to say about this one. It's a call to the voicemail of Santa Claus - but you should probably call and listen yourself before passing on to any young children. We put this up, just to be funny (the way we launch most our stuff) and it just kinda took off and is now averaging more than one call EVERY SECOND!!!

678-928-3001


Currently rated 3.7 by 35 people


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Call To Confess
By RH Brands
12/3/2007 10:50:00 AM  
Regardless of your religion,
or your specific belief,
Regardless of whether,
you're a saint or a thief.

Confessing your sins,
be they big sins or small,
Is a cleansing experience,
for one, and for all.

So think long and hard,
and take a breath deep,
And record your confession,
after the beep.

(Call To Confess: 848-482-5568)

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"Ms Rejection Hotline" Contest!
By RH Brands
12/2/2007 8:07:00 PM  

Ms. Rejection Hotline Contest!
(Coming SOON so send in your pics NOW!)

Send an email to Contests@RejectionHotline.com with:
Your name, age, hometown, photo(s) of yourself,
and why you think you should be Ms. Rejection Hotline...


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MySpace & Facebook Friends of the Month
By RH Brands
12/2/2007 8:04:00 PM  

MySpace & Facebook
Friends of The Month!
It's pretty simple to become eligible (see below)
If picked, you win free stuff (just for being our friend!)

Last Month's MySpace Friends of the Month:

To be eligible to be one of our "MySpace Friends of the Month",
all you need to do is:

  1. 1. Add Rejection Hotline as your friend.
  2. 2. Put us in your Top Friends.
  3. 3. Send an email to MySpaceFriends@RejectionHotline.com
    to tell us when you've done 1 & 2


Last Month's Facebook Friends of the Month:

To be eligible to be one of our "Facebook Friends of the Month",
all you need to do is:

  1. 1. Add Jeff (the creator of Rejection Hotline) as your friend.
  2. 2. Join our Rejection Hotline group and our It Could Always Suck More group.
  3. 3. Send an email to FacebookFriends@RejectionHotline.com
    to tell us when you've done 1 & 2
 
 

SOME OF OUR OTHER STUFF:

617-861-3962 The Original Rejection Hotline 212-201-3517 One Night Stand Hotline
323-213-4134 It Could Always Suck More 216-912-0163 Almost to Voicemail…
817-256-9693 Breakup Bitch 909-723-5660 Telemarketers Suck
401-427-2990 Breakup Butler (Nice) 207-228-0146 Call to Confess
803-234-8035 Breakup Butler (Not so nice) 571-527-2046 Call for Luck
805-351-8307 The Frustration Hotline 949-313-0673 Piss on You!
301-576-1105 Service Industry Rejection Hotline 424-202-6981 What the…???

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It Could Always Suck More
By RH Brands
12/2/2007 11:49:00 AM  
It Could Always Suck More Numbers

As much as things suck,
As bad as they get,
If you got cheated on,
If you're broke or in debt...

If you're aging or balding
or get a cold sore,
Don't ever forget:

It Could Always Suck More

 


Call this number to be cheered up on a bad day :)

 

212-201-3515 (NY)
267-350-8894 (PA)
202-448-8882 (DC)
305-503-0845 (FL)
312-588-3107 (IL)
323-213-4134 (CA)
314-236-0039 (MO)
513-698-8982 (OH)
505-346-0102 (NM)
510-285-2263 (CA)
816-410-0114 (MO)
309-319-9999 (IL)
This is a NEW concept we're test-launching so any/all feedback is appreciated!
Email to feedback@RHbrands.com or voicemail on our new Feedback Hotline: 828-333-9019

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Call For Luck!
By RH Brands
11/28/2007 4:00:00 PM  
http://www.callforluck.com Call For Luck Numbers
We started it as a joke, but we've seriously gotten a TON of emails telling us that people have really had good luck after calling this number. It's kinda ridiculous, but it's apparently the luck of the leprechaun. Before a test, an interview, a big game... CALL FOR LUCK! (seriously, you'll be screwed if you don't!) 571-527-2046 (VA)
407-209-3439 (FL)
419-324-0040 (OH)
This is a NEW concept we're test-launching so any/all feedback is appreciated!
Email to feedback@RHbrands.com or voicemail on our new Feedback Hotline: 828-333-9019

Currently rated 4.7 by 3 people


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