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It Could Always Suck More... I could have been arrested on the cruise ship...
By Jeff
3/3/2008 10:00:00 AM

This blog is actually being written by Jeff aboard a cruise ship, which happens to be the same cruise ship that made national news the other day when we were stopped just 5 miles before we hit international waters and US Marshals stormed the ship to apprehend and an alleged murderer! I saw all the Marshals (with bullet-proof vests!) but I didn’t see the guy when they actually caught him. If I had, I might have given him the “It Could Always Suck More” Hotline number (212-201-3515) and suggested he call it with his one phone call from jail. :)

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