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Call To Santa! (Warning: NOT intended for kids!)
By RH Brands
12/9/2007 8:10:00 PM

Yeah, not much to say about this one. It's a call to the voicemail of Santa Claus - but you should probably call and listen yourself before passing on to any young children. We put this up, just to be funny (the way we launch most our stuff) and it just kinda took off and is now averaging more than one call EVERY SECOND!!!

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Currently rated 3.7 by 35 people

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On Monday, December 10, 2007 Clay Smith wrote:
I would had pressed two if he said,"Turtle-neck sweater".

Clay Smith

On Sunday, December 09, 2007 Jenny wrote:
WOW! Laughed my a$$ off! Then sent it to 20 friends!


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