Humor Hotlines - Rejection Hotline - Audio
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The “Leave A Message” version of the Rejection Hotline doesn’t actually let the caller know they were rejected (unless they later hear their messages played here!)

Rejection Hotline - "Leave a Message" Version:
845-290-8610 (female voice)
502-554-9135 (male voice)
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Save this number in your phone and when you're tempted to "Drunk-Dial" someone, just call US instead!

The "Drunk Dial Hotline" is 386-682-3997

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What annoys you?
What frustrates you?
What pisses you off?
Call our “Vent Hotline” to vent to the world about anything – or anyone!

The Vent Hotline:
718-879-5786

 

Regardless of your religion, or your specific belief,
Regardless of whether, you're a saint or a thief.

Confessing your sins, be they big sins or small,
Is a cleansing experience, for one, and for all.

So think long and hard, and take a breath deep,
And record your confession, after the beep.

Call To Confess:
646-717-8394

 

[IMPORTANT NOTE: We are not affiliated with the Catholic Church – or any church for that matter; HOWEVER, for a limited time only, if you confess your sins via the “Call To Confess” number above, you have our word, with a 100% legal guarantee, that YOU WILL NOT GO TO HELL!!!
That’s right, a 100% LEGAL GUARANTEE that you will not go to hell!]

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