The Original
Rejection Hotline®

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212-660-2245

Outsource-A-Friendship To India

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267-436-5128

STD Notification
Scare

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404-698-2904

How To Keep an
Idiot Entertained

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704-970-1832

Hogwarts School
of Witchcraft

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413-497-0167

Psychiatric
Hotline

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973-409-3277

The Breakup Bitch (mean)

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202-629-9213

Sex Addiction
Help Line

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401-285-2187

Bad Breath
Notification Number

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631-960-7187

The "Human Resources" Hotline

Humor Hotlines The
786-837-9893

Bad Breath
Robot

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631-960-7187

A Life-Saving
Message

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267-436-5115

It Could Always Suck More!

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401-992-4050

The "Rick Roll"
Hotline

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772-257-4501

Bin Laden's Last Seconds on Earth?

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401-285-8624

Santa Hotline
(Not for Kids!)

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772-257-4661
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