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Service Industry Rejection Hotline: 301-576-1105

Hurt their feelings without hurting your tip. Have your creepy customers call 301-576-1105 and thank us later.

Telemarketer's Nightmare: 973-474-9051

Use the Telemarketer's Nightmare number (instead or your real number) anytime you're afraid the number you give will end up on a Telemarketer's ...

Línea de Rechazo (Para El Hombre): 631-960-7174

Si no sabes como decirle no a un admirador, dale este telefono.

Línea de Rechazo (Para La Mujer): 781-452-0832

 Si no sabes como decirle no a un admirador, dale este telefono. 

Leave-A-Message Rejection Hotline: 973-409-3242

Trick the person you're rejecting into leaving a message that just might end up on our website! 

The "One-Night-Stand" Hotline: 212-201-3517

Finally, the perfect way to let them know that this was a one time deal!