Relationships
Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332
Questioning the attractiveness of your potential sexual conquest? Call 954-482-4332 to see how attractive they ACTUALLY are!
Birth Control Reminder: 704-319-7250
Need a friendly reminder to wear a condom? Call the Birth Control Hotline!
Dating Nightmare: 973-409-3273
Think your dating life is rough? Call 973-409-3273 to hear how your dating life could be MUCH MUCH worse.
Drunk Dating Advice: 240-258-4023
Call 240-258-4023 to hear drunken intern Alex dispense relationship advice
He's Not Right For You: 609-986-0369
Is someone in your life dating a man that is obviously not right for them? Give them the "He''s Not Right For You" hotline.
Leave-A-Message Rejection Hotline (female): 845-290-8610
Sometimes rejection isn''t enough. Go for complete humiliation by having someone leave a message that might end up on our website for all to ...
Leave-A-Message Rejection Hotline: 973-409-3242
Trick the person you''re rejecting into leaving a message that just might end up on our website!
Outsource-A-Breakup To India: 631-403-2029
Have our good friend Prakash help with your next breakup. Just have your former special someone call 631-403-2029, or call yourself for a ...
Rejection Hotline (female voice): 678-554-1087
Because a real lady reveals nothing. Especially not her real number!
Safe Sex Reminder 1: 973-409-3317
Trying to decide whether or not you should use protection? Let the Safe Sex Reminder aid your decision-making!
Safe Sex Reminder 2: 973-409-3318
Need to help a friend make a crucial contraception choice? Give them the number to the Safe Sex Reminder!
Safe Sex Reminder 3: 973-409-3319
If you need to be inspired to wear a condom, call the Safe Sex Reminder!
Service Industry Rejection Hotline: 301-576-1105
Hurt their feelings without hurting your tip. Have your creepy customers call 301-576-1105 and thank us later.
Sex Addiction Help Line: 401-285-2187
Do you know someone in need of a sexual intervention? Have them call 401-285-2187, or call yourself for a laugh!
STD Notification Scare: 401-285-0703
You might rethink your sex life after hearing this message from The Midtown Health Clinic at 404-698-2904.
The "One-Night-Stand" Hotline: 212-201-3517
Finally, the perfect way to let them know that this was a one time deal!
The Bad Sex Compensation Line: 401-992-4056
Have you had a disappointing sexual experience? You could be entitled to compensation! Call the law offices of Jones & Adams at ...
The Breakup Bitch (mean): 202-629-9213
Want to break up, but don''t want a confrontation? Let the Breakup Bitch do it for you!
The Breakup Bitch (no more booty calls): 267-656-2028
Need to revoke booty call privileges? The Breakup Bitch gets specific at 267-656-2028.
The Breakup Butler (gentle): 401-427-2990
Breaking up is hard to do. So let the Breakup Butler do it for you!
The Breakup Butler (odd): 973-409-3240
Ever needed to end a relationship, but couldn’t find the words yourself? The Breakup Butler knows exactly what to say.
The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016
Trapped in an insufferable marriage? Call The Divorce Humor Hotline at 631-403-2016.
The Hot Chick: 781-613-4368
Ladies, do you need help determining which guys need to be weeded out of the dating pool? Call The Hot Chick for advice.
The International Relationship Hotline: 781-452-0658
Learn the terms needed to start, grown, and eventually destroy your relationship in 4 different languages with The International Relationship ...
The Official Breakup Hotline: 781-452-0659
Breaking up has never been this easy. Call The Official Breakup Hotline at 781-452-0659 for 3 breakup options.
The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245
When someone won''t take the hint that you''re not interested or won''t take NO for an answer? Use the Rejection Hotline to get them off your ...
