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Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Are you having problems with your computer? Call the Tech-Support Hotline at 772-257-4678.

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

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Movie Hotline: 781-452-4066

Call 781-452-4066 to hear a new (fake) MOVIE HOTLINE! Its how MoviePhone would sound if HumorHotlines.com ran Hollywood!

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

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Your Status Updates Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

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"Travel Deals" Hotline: 401-285-4002

Give 401-285-4002 to anyone you think needs to get out of town. And stay there. 

Humorscopes Hotline: 413-497-0077

What do the stars have to say about your future? Call our HUMORScopes Hotline at 413-497-0077 to hear your what your future holds :)

Nigerian Message Line: 413-497-0146

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STD Notification Scare: 401-285-0703

You might rethink your sex life after hearing this message from The Midtown Health Clinic at 401-285-0703.

Save the Stars! 603-413-4128

Right now there's a multi-millionaire NBA basketball player who needs your help. Call 603-413-4128 to pledge your support!

The New USPS: 401-992-4044

Call 401-992-4044 to find out how the USPS plans to make the lives of disgruntled postal workers even more miserable!

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Bin Laden's Last Seconds on Earth? 401-285-8624

Call 401-285-8624 to hear Osama Bin Laden's last seconds on Earth.

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Daily Life Check: 781-452-0640

Call 781-452-0640 and take the internationally recognized test to find out if you are dead or alive.