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Call The Easter Bunny!: 973-409-3313
If you've ever wanted to know just how mentally disturbed a giant talking rabbit can be, call 973-409-3313 to hear a message from The Easter ...
Happy Mother's Day: 202-629-9227
Forgot to buy Mom a gift for Mother's Day this year? We've got you covered. Just give her the number to the Mother's Day Hotline and watch as ...
Happy Father's Day: 772-257-4480
Give Dad something he can be proud of this year by having him call the Father's Day Hotline.
St. Patrick's Day Hotline: 772-257-4925
Call 772-257-4925 for a special message from St. Patrick himself!
Father's Day Hotline: 202-629-9235
Wish your dad a happy Father's Day by having him call 202-629-9235! It's cheaper than a tie!
Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661
WARNING: Our Santa Hotline is NOT intended for young kids! :) Call Santa at 772-257-4661 and you'll find out why!
STD Notification Scare: 401-285-0703
You might rethink your sex life after hearing this message from The Midtown Health Clinic at 401-285-0703.
The Bad Sex Compensation Line: 401-992-4056
Have you had a disappointing sexual experience? You could be entitled to compensation! Call the law offices of Jones & Adams at ...
Hear From Mrs. Claus: 267-350-8895
Is Santa's wife naughty or nice? Decide for yourself by calling 267-350-8895.
The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129
Call 267-436-5129 and learn about the new Government-sponsored FREE marijuana distribution plan.

