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Call The Easter Bunny!: 973-409-3313

Call The Easter Bunny!: 973-409-3313

If you've ever wanted to know just how mentally disturbed a giant rabbit that delivers candy-filled plastic eggs to small children is, call 973-409-3313 to hear a message from The Easter Bunny!

 

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  • (17 Comments)
5 Stars

scary

Walt d now im going to ave nightmares

-mikayla

5 Stars

Funny

I played it for my little brother he was scared and he told my mom and i played it for her and she was laughing

-Aliayah

5 Stars

LMFAO!!!!

LOL that's sooo fvcking funny. I showed that to my boyfriend and we were sitting in my tree and he fell out

-Samantha

5 Stars

like it but the guy who posted that coment is a dick face

i thought it was funny but the guy saying hes a m&fer isnt the whole um 12 thing and the cougar eww r you a ped..... bet you are you sick litttle dick face

-megan

5 Stars

No Thanks XD

I am no longer going to celebrate easter lol!

-Scared Person

1 Stars

jacked uppppppp

that easterbunny was just jacked up i just gave this dumb thing one star but actually it deserved 0 stars because that was just plain messed up.

-that was..............

5 Stars

lol

i think this is so funny

-brooke

5 Stars

sicknastyf***c***

I LOVE THIS SH*TT OH YEASSS =DDDD <33333...................................................

-F***DICKVAGINA

5 Stars

nasty

im a mother f***er and im 12 =) shes a cougar!!!!! RAWR ;)

-dick

5 Stars

Fuc&in funy

I think every one should here this before the go easteregg hunting

-Evan Corey

1 Stars

Sick

Not funny, the dude saying people are douches for not liking this is probably a ped himself.

-Doug

5 Stars

u think that is funny???

u think that is not funny u r a f***t a** duesh bag

-hhhhhhh

1 Stars

Wow

That's disturbing that people are actually laughing at this. If I could give it less than one star I would. I'm with you on this one ccnbb2til!

-Jesse

1 Stars

Disgusting

i have a sence of humor but thats a subject that jus shouldnt b joked about like that. sick f***s thinking this s*** up probably do that to kids.

-ccnbb2til

5 Stars

]_i! [)i@b!0 529 thinks !!!!!L-O-L!!!!!

This is so funny it had me on the floor laughing my *** off after the first 10 seconds!!! And it is about 3 1/2 mins. long!!! When it was over I was in dire need of an Oxygen tank!!! I litteraly mean you will fall on the floor laughing after you listen to the whole thing!!! I mean the Santa Hotline was my favorite untill I herd this!!!

-]_i! [)i@b!0 529

5 Stars

lol

ever since i called dis number imma hav nitemares bout easter bunnys molesting lil kids lmmao.but its so funni lol

-shaniah

5 Stars

HILARIOUS!

ROFL!! I always knew the EB was a child molester! Look at those eyes dammit!!1 He's shoving those eggs where the son don't shine! LMAO!

-Walt D.