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Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027
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Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332
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Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010
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Call for Luck: 781-452-0840
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Call Manti Te'o's "Fake Girlfriend": 312-348-8035
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Daily Life Check: 781-452-0640
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F.A.R.T.S.: 704-319-7249
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Fat Tony: 215-475-5065
Call 215-475-5065 to hear Fat Tony''s take on some of last years biggest news stories.
Gangnam Style: 631-403-9000
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High Gas Prices: 772-257-4485
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How Will You Remember MJ?: 413-497-0041
Since his passing, everyone has been discussing Michael Jackson''s legacy. Call 413-497-0041 to weigh in on the debate.
Humorscopes Hotline: 704-319-7251
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Int'l ''Go F*** Yourself'' Hotline: 862-227-9234
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Int'l ''I Love You'' Hotline: 401-285-2180
Learn to say "I love you" in five different languages: 401-285-2180
Int'l ''Will You Have Sex With Me?'' Hotline: 772-257-4093
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Mind Reader Hotline: 781-452-0841
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One Direction Trivia Challenge: 202-629-9233
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Randy's Rectal Removers: 215-475-5068
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RH Brands Feedback Line: 401-992-4043
Let us know how we''re doing! Throw us a suggestion! Ask to walk our dogs! Just leave us a message after the beep!
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Spanish In 60 Seconds: 772-257-4358
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Starbucks Sucks!: 240-258-4012
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Suggestion Hotline: 973-474-9050
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The "Drunk Dial" Hotline: 978-675-9036
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The "Get Over It" Hotline: 267-436-5063
Call 267-436-5063 for a humorous reminder that it could always suck more!
The "I Do Not Hook Up" Hotline: 973-409-3267
Call 973-409-3267 for a special message from international superstar Kelly Clarkson!
The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 862-227-9226
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Call 678-554-1086 to hear a special message from comedienne Wanda Sykes
The Friend Request Hotline: 862-227-9225
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The Hunger Games: 704-970-1836
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The Tooth Fairy Hotline: 215-475-5060
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Top 10 Voicemail Greetings: 973-409-3263
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Vent Hotline: 718-879-5786
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Vietnamese?: 301-917-2204
What? You don''t speak Vietnamese? So you have no idea what this guy is saying? Perfect, because neither do we!
Yo Mama: 973-409-3369
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You Can Do It!: 781-452-0845
Need an inspirational voicemail message? Call the "You Can Do It" number at 781-452-0845 for a great idea!
