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Almost... to Voicemail: 973-409-3264

Call 973-409-3264 for a steamy voicemail greeting.

Annoying Sound: 781-452-2666

Finally, a noise almost as annoying as unwanted phone calls!

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

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Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Questioning the attractiveness of your potential sexual conquest? Call 954-482-4332 to see how attractive they ACTUALLY are!

Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

Call 240-258-4010 for a modern take on the creation story.

Breaking News: 267-385-3706

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Call for Luck: 781-452-0840

Feeling unlucky? Call this number before you go out to buy your lottery tickets or used cars!

Call Manti Te'o's "Fake Girlfriend": 312-348-8035

Manti Te'o is a great football player.  Manti Te'o is not great at relationships. Call 312-348-8035 to hear what we think his "fake girlfriend" ...

Call to Confess: 646-717-8394

Need to get something off your conscience? Call to confess at 646-717-8394.

Call to Silence: 301-576-1106

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Daily Life Check: 781-452-0640

Call 781-452-0640 and take the internationally recognized test to find out if you are dead or alive.

Dial-A-Toilet: 267-436-5131

Having trouble with some of life''s harder decisions? Call 267-436-5131 to speak with your nearest toilet!

Do You Even Know?: 202-629-9224

Put your knowledge to the test with the "Do You Even Know" challenge. Just call 202-629-9224 to play!

End of the World Advice: 312-348-8043

As you may have heard, the Mayans have predicted the END OF THE WORLD to occur on December 21, 2012. BUT, call 312-348-8043 to hear why that''s ...

F.A.R.T.S.: 704-319-7249

Call the "Flatulence Awareness Respect and Trust Society" at 704-319-7249 to hear the many medical benefits of farting!

Fat Tony: 215-475-5065

Call 215-475-5065 to hear Fat Tony''s take on some of last years biggest news stories.

Gangnam Style: 631-403-9000

Prank your friends with the viral hit Gangnam Style! Have them call 631-403-9000.

High Gas Prices: 772-257-4485

Stressed about rising gas prices? Call the High Gas Prices Hotline to ease your mind.

How Will You Remember MJ?: 413-497-0041

Since his passing, everyone has been discussing Michael Jackson''s legacy. Call 413-497-0041 to weigh in on the debate.

Humorscopes Hotline: 704-319-7251

What do the stars have to say about your future? Call our HUMORScopes Hotline at 704-319-7251 to hear your what your future holds :)

Int'l ''Go F*** Yourself'' Hotline: 862-227-9234

Pissed off in a foreign country? Call 862-227-9234 and learn to express yourself!

Int'l ''I Love You'' Hotline: 401-285-2180

Learn to say "I love you" in five different languages: 401-285-2180

Int'l ''Will You Have Sex With Me?'' Hotline: 772-257-4093

Call 772-257-4093 to learn the only phrase that matters with a non English-speaking hottie!

Mime-On-Demand: 781-452-2659

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Mind Reader Hotline: 781-452-0841

Want to have your mind blown? Well, will you settle for having it read? Call the Mind Reader Hotline and be amazed!

One Direction Trivia Challenge: 202-629-9233

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Piss off!: 862-227-9229

The safe and easy way to piss on someone without any legal repercussions!

Randy's Rectal Removers: 215-475-5068

Do you know someone who may need assistance removing the stick (or anything else) from his or her ass? Have them call Randy's Rectal Removers ...

RH Brands Feedback Line: 401-992-4043

Let us know how we''re doing! Throw us a suggestion! Ask to walk our dogs! Just leave us a message after the beep!

Save the Stars! 603-413-4128

Right now there''s a multi-millionaire NBA basketball player who needs your help. Call 603-413-4128 to pledge your support!

Save Your F'ing Money: 781-452-2662

Whether you''re low on cash or never had any to begin with, these tips will stop the hemorrhaging in your wallet!

Spanish In 60 Seconds: 772-257-4358

Learn fun Spanish phrases in under a minute with our Spanish In 60 Seconds Hotline. Just call 772-257-4358!

Starbucks Sucks!: 240-258-4012

Call 240-258-4012 to hear The Pissed Off Poet''s opinions on a certain coffee chain.

Suggestion Hotline: 973-474-9050

Questions? Comments? Complaints? Suggestions? Take care of them by calling 973-474-9050

The "Drunk Dial" Hotline: 978-675-9036

Friends don''t let friends dial drunk. Call the Drunk Dial Hotline to save yourself some humiliation: 978-675-9036.

The "Get Over It" Hotline: 267-436-5063

Call 267-436-5063 for a humorous reminder that it could always suck more!

The "I Do Not Hook Up" Hotline: 973-409-3267

Call 973-409-3267 for a special message from international superstar Kelly Clarkson!

The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 862-227-9226

Give this hotline (862-227-9226) to your loud-talking friends, and help them find their inside-voice. 

The "Wanda Sykes Annoying Voice" Hotline: 678-554-1086

Call 678-554-1086 to hear a special message from comedienne Wanda Sykes

The Friend Request Hotline: 862-227-9225

Call me at 862-227-9225, or send me a friend request at www.facebook.com/JeremySpringerBFF!

The Hunger Games: 704-970-1836

Call 704-970-1836 to play the dial-in HUNGER GAMES! A different result (if you live or die - and HOW!) with each call!

The Tooth Fairy Hotline: 215-475-5060

Call 215-475-5060 for a very special message from our friend, The Tooth Fairy!

Top 10 Voicemail Greetings: 973-409-3263

If you need ideas for cooler voicemail messages, call 973-409-3263 to hear our top 10 greetings!

Vent Hotline: 718-879-5786

Need to get something off your chest? Call the Vent Hotline to let it all out: 718-879-5786.

Vietnamese?: 301-917-2204

What? You don''t speak Vietnamese? So you have no idea what this guy is saying? Perfect, because neither do we!

Yo Mama: 973-409-3369

YO MAMA so old/dumb/fat she can''t even dial our new YO MAMA Hotline! ;-) Call 973-409-3369 to listen. 3 DIFFERENT yo mama insults with every ...

You Can Do It!: 781-452-0845

Need an inspirational voicemail message? Call the "You Can Do It" number at 781-452-0845 for a great idea!