Random and Miscellaneous
Call for Luck: 781-452-0840
Feeling unlucky? Call this number before you go out to buy your lottery tickets or used cars!
High Gas Prices: 772-257-4485
Stressed about rising gas prices? Call the High Gas Prices Hotline to ease your mind.
The "Crank and Yank Sperm Bank": 772-257-4407
Call "America's Top Rated Sperm Bank" at 772-257-4407 to hear all about donation and insemination options.
How Will You Remember MJ?: 413-497-0041
Since his passing, everyone has been discussing Michael Jackson's legacy. Call 413-497-0041 to weigh in on the debate.
The "I Do Not Hook Up" Hotline: 973-409-3267
Call 973-409-3267 for a special message from international superstar Kelly Clarkson!
Suggestion Hotline: 973-474-9050
Questions? Comments? Complaints? Suggestions? Take care of them by calling 973-474-9050
Mind Reader Hotline: 781-452-0841
Want to have your mind blown? Well, will you settle for having it read? Call the Mind Reader Hotline and be amazed!
Do You Even Know?: 202-629-9224
Put your knowledge to the test with the "Do You Even Know" challenge. Just call 202-629-9224 to play!
Save the Stars! 603-413-4128
Right now there's a multi-millionaire NBA basketball player who needs your help. Call 603-413-4128 to pledge your support!
Vietnamese?: 301-917-2204
What? You don't speak Vietnamese? So you have no idea what this guy is saying? Perfect, because neither do we!
Humorscopes Hotline: 413-497-0077
What do the stars have to say about your future? Call our HUMORScopes Hotline at 413-497-0077 to hear your what your future holds :)
The "Drunk Dial" Hotline: 978-675-9036
Friends don't let friends dial drunk. Call the Drunk Dial Hotline to save yourself some humiliation: 978-675-9036.
Call to Confess: 646-717-8394
Need to get something off your conscience? Call to confess at 646-717-8394.
Vent Hotline: 718-879-5786
Need to get something off your chest? Call the Vent Hotline to let it all out: 718-879-5786.
RH Brands Feedback Line: 401-992-4043
Let us know how we're doing! Throw us a suggestion! Ask to walk our dogs! Just leave us a message after the beep!
Starbucks Sucks!: 240-258-4012
Call 240-258-4012 to hear The Pissed Off Poet's opinions on a certain coffee chain.
You Can Do It!: 781-452-0845
Need an inspirational voicemail message? Call the "You Can Do It" number at 781-452-0845 for a great idea!
Top 10 Voicemail Greetings: 973-409-3263
If you need ideas for cooler voicemail messages, call 973-409-3263 to hear our top 10 greetings!
Randy's Rectal Removers: 215-475-5068
Do you know someone who may need assistance removing the stick (or anything else) from his or her ass? Have them call Randy's Rectal Removers ...
Save Your F'ing Money: 781-452-2662
Whether you're low on cash or never had any to begin with, these tips will stop the hemorrhaging in your wallet!
The "Get Over It" Hotline: 267-436-5063
Call 267-436-5063 for a humorous reminder that it could always suck more!
The "Wanda Sykes Annoying Voice" Hotline: 401-285-0698
Call 401-285-0698 to hear a special message from comedienne Wanda Sykes
F.A.R.T.S.: 401-285-2179
Call the "Flatulence Awareness Respect and Trust Society" at 401-285-2179 to hear the many medical benefits of farting!
The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 401-285-0705
Give this hotline (401-285-0705) to your loud-talking friends, and help them find their inside-voice.
