Rejection Hotline--NEWSLETTER
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humorhotlines.com's December Newsletter - In This Issue:
1) Call Santa (772-257-4661)
2) Call Hanukkah Harry (772-257-4489)
3) 2008 Recap: The Hottest Humor Hotlines of 2008 |
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IMPORTANT NOTE: Over the past year, many of our email newsletters have unfortunately been getting blocked as spam. So, we will be changing the way we share news and updates with our fans in 2009.
THIS WILL BE THE LAST EMAIL NEWSLETTER WE EVER SEND!
Seriously. This is not a joke. To make sure you hear about all our new Humor Hotlines in 2009, you’ll need to sign up for our Text Message news alerts. It’s easy. Just take 10 seconds right now to dial 401-648-7950 from your mobile phone and press 9 to opt-in to our Mobile Fan Club. You’ll get a monthly text message when our newsletters are available on our website AND you’ll still be the first to hear about all our NEW Humor Hotlines as they launch.
| Seriously, if you want to hear when we launch new Humor Hotlines in 2009, just dial 401-648-7950 from your mobile phone right now and press 9 when prompted. |
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1) CALL SANTA at 772-257-4661
------It’s funny but NOT for young kids :)
 Our "Santa Hotline" got 8 Million Calls last year and has already received 4 million calls this year (and it's only the first week in December!) It’s a little different this year, but it looks like everyone is enjoying it just as much (and passing it on to all their friends, family, co-workers, etc.)
Anyway, call 772-257-4661 to tell Santa what you want for Christmas :)
(and then pass it on to anybody/everybody else if you think they'll like it!)
WARNING: This is a HUMOR Hotline (from the creators of humorhotlines.com) and it is NOT intended for young kids!
IMPORTANT: Put the Santa Hotline number in your status update on Facebook (or MySpace) and we’ll send you free stuff!
Seriously, we’ll be searching MySpace and Facebook every day between now and Christmas looking for people who have posted the Santa Hotline number in their status updates. (You can also send an email to feedback@humorhotlines.com when you do it, so we’ll know to check out your page!). Just type in something like “[Your name] thinks the Santa Hotline is pretty damn funny - Call 516-833-3982 to hear it!” |
CALL Santa:
772-257-4661
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2) Call Hanukkah Harry (772-257-4489)
While the Santa Hotline continues to receive MILLIONS of calls, we thought there should be a Holiday Humor Hotline specifically for all our Jewish friends out there. And, well, Hanukkah Harry has a very important message to share with the entire Jewish community – so call him to find out what it is!
Hanukkah Harry:
CALL 772-257-4489
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3) 2008 Recap:
The Hottest Humor Hotlines of 2008
For the 6th consecutive year, the original Rejection Hotline (with numbers in virtually every city!) received MILLIONS of calls in 2008 and some great national media coverage (highlighted by The Jonas Brothers raving about The Rejection Hotline on MTV's TRL and comedian Dov Davidoff doing a segment about The Rejection Hotline in his standup special on Comedy Central!)
But, as you hopefully know by now, we have MANY more Humor Hotlines than just the original Rejection Hotline. Here is the list of 2008's Hottest Humor Hotlines (month by month), each having received more than a million calls!
MOST POPULAR HUMOR HOTLINES BY MONTH:
January '08: Groundhog Day Hotline: 413-497-0038
February '08: Valentine's Day Hotline: 781-452-2069
March '08: Easter Bunny Hotline: 973-409-3313
April '08: April Fool's Day Hotline: 413-497-0033
May '08: Mother's Day Hotline: 202-629-9227
June '08: Father's Day Hotline:772-257-4480
July '08: Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187
August '08: It Could Always Suck More Hotline: 505-346-0102
September '08: Make It 18 Hotline: 772-257-4488
October '08: Psychiatric Hotline: 772-257-4498
November '08: Psychiatric Hotline: 772-257-4498
December '08: Santa Hotline: 772-257-4661
January '09: ????? |
Call 401-648-7950 for an
advance look at 2009 Humor Hotlines!
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LAST CHANCE:
If you want to hear when we launch new Humor Hotlines in 2009, dial 401-648-7950 from your mobile phone right now and press 9 when prompted.
We will no longer be sending these email newsletters so if you want to make sure you’re the first to hear about all our new Humor Hotlines in 2009, dial 401-648-7950 from your mobile phone right now and press 9 when prompted.
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