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April Fools Day Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033

Celebrate our favorite holiday (or any day for that matter) with the April Fool's Day Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!

A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

Call 267-436-5115 to hear an important safety message that could save your life! 

The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245

When someone won't take the hint that you're not interested or won't take NO for an answer? Use the Rejection Hotline to get them off your back: ...

Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128

Need a friend? Call 267-436-5128 to hear from someone who can help.

How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696

Call the "How To Keep an Idiot Entertained" Hotline at 401-285-0696.

The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501

Have your friends call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...

STD Notification Scare: 401-285-0703

You might rethink your sex life after hearing this message from The Midtown Health Clinic at 401-285-0703.

Worst Phone Sex Line Ever! 781-452-0827

Ever wonder what Borat would sound like as a Sex Hotline operator? Call 781-452-0827 (try all 4 options!) then tell single/desperate friends ...

The (Lack Of) Talent Agency Hotline: 772-257-4376

Call the Jones and Adams Talent Agency at 772-257-4376!

The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129

Call 267-436-5129 and learn about the new Government-sponsored FREE marijuana distribution plan.

Nigerian Message Line: 413-497-0146

The infamous Nigeria Scam now on phones?! Call 413-497-0146 to listen to a free, "CONFIDENTIAL" message from that Nigerian Prince who keeps ...

Save the Stars! 603-413-4128

Right now there's a multi-millionaire NBA basketball player who needs your help. Call 603-413-4128 to pledge your support!

Gift Card Resources: 401-992-4057

There are lots of scams on Facebook about free gift cards. But you can call 401-992-4057 to hear a cool REAL way to get $100 gift cards at all ...

The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

There's a very important message waiting for you at the Urgent Message Hotline! Just call 240-258-4005.

The "Billion Dollar Bailout" Hotline: 781-452-2073

Call 781-452-2073 for important information regarding the government bailout.

Circular ReDirect Hotline: 973-409-3469

Ever call a number to find out its been changed? Ever call the new number just to find out its been changed back to the original? Try our Circular ...

WTF?! Hotline: 401-992-4028

Call 401-992-4028 for help dealing with your emergencies.

Bad Connection (female): 786-837-9897

Ever wanted to watch someone yell fruitlessly into the phone? Give them the bad connection number and let the public humiliation begin!

Bad Connection (male): 202-629-9226

Ever wanted to watch someone yell fruitlessly into the phone? Give them the bad connection number and let the public humiliation begin!

Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842

Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.