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A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

Call 267-436-5115 to hear an important safety message that could save your life! 

Bin Laden's Last Seconds on Earth? 401-285-8624

Call 401-285-8624 to hear Osama Bin Laden''s last seconds on Earth.

Bye Bye Bush: 917-475-0064

Regardless of how youfelt about George W. as President, call the "Bye Bye Bush" Hotline tohear his final words as president - well, ok, it''s ...

Clinton Campaign Headquarters ('08): 917-475-0052

Call 917-475-0052 to hear a message from the woman who wanted to be president, but had to settle for secretary.

Debt Crisis Support Line: 267-436-5212

Our economy is experiencing its worst financial crisis since the 1930''s, and our country is trillions of dollars in debt. Call 267-436-5212 ...

Gay Marriage Debate Line: 862-227-9238

Call 862-227-9238 to weigh in on the gay marriage debate!

High Gas Prices: 772-257-4485

Stressed about rising gas prices? Call the High Gas Prices Hotline to ease your mind.

IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139

Need help filing your taxes? Call the IRS Help Line at 267-436-5139 for assistance.

Marijuana Legalization Line: 781-452-0647

[Note: This one isn''t a "Humor" Hotline - it''s actually serious!] The Legalization of Marijuana would generate BILLIONS of dollars for our ...

McCain Campaign Headquarters ('08): 917-475-0050

A campaign message from then-candidate Senator John McCain.

Obama Campaign Headquarters ('08): 917-475-0051

Call to hear a special message from then-candidate Barack Obama.

Obama Talks to Romney: 781-452-4059

Call 781-452-4059 to hear the secretly recorded conversation between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney!

Political Polling Prank: 215-475-5075

Obama? Romney? Don''t care? Call 215-475-5075 to weigh in (or FWD to prank your friends!)

Presidential Polling Center: 781-452-2074

it''s never too late to give money to your favorite politicians! According to them, anyway…

Sarah Palin's Cell Phone: 973-409-3264

A very special voicemail greeting from former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin.

Sue the Internet Hotline! 781-452-0844

If you''re unemployed because of the Internet, call 781-452-0844 to find out how you can fight back!

The "Billion Dollar Bailout" Hotline: 781-452-2073

Call 781-452-2073 for important information regarding the government bailout.

The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488

Do you have an opinion on changing the legal drinking age? Call the "Make it 18" Hotline to make your voice heard: 772-257-4488.

The Bad Sex Compensation Line: 401-992-4056

Have you had a disappointing sexual experience? You could be entitled to compensation! Call the law offices of Jones & Adams at ...

The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016

Trapped in an insufferable marriage? Call The Divorce Humor Hotline at 631-403-2016.