Political and Legal
The Bad Sex Compensation Line: 401-992-4056
Have you had a disappointing sexual experience? You could be entitled to compensation! Call the law offices of Jones & Adams at ...
Sue the Internet Hotline! 781-452-0844
If you're unemployed because of the Internet, call 781-452-0844 to find out how you can fight back!
The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016
Trapped in an insufferable marriage? Call The Divorce Humor Hotline at 631-403-2016.
Bin Laden's Last Seconds on Earth? 401-285-8624
Call 401-285-8624 to hear Osama Bin Laden's last seconds on Earth.
Marijuana Legalization Line: 781-452-0647
[Note: This one isn't a "Humor" Hotline - it's actually serious!] The Legalization of Marijuana would generate BILLIONS of dollars for our economy! ...
The New USPS: 401-992-4044
Call 401-992-4044 to find out how the USPS plans to make the lives of disgruntled postal workers even more miserable!
The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488
Do you have an opinion on changing the legal drinking age? Call the "Make it 18" Hotline to make your voice heard: 772-257-4488.
The "Billion Dollar Bailout" Hotline: 781-452-2073
Call 781-452-2073 for important information regarding the government bailout.
Sarah Palin's Cell Phone: 973-409-3264
A very special voicemail greeting from former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin.
Bye Bye Bush: 917-475-0064
Regardless of how youfelt about George W. as President, call the "Bye Bye Bush" Hotline tohear his final words as president - well, ok, it's ...
Presidential Polling Center: 781-452-2074
it's never too late to give money to your favorite politicians! According to them, anyway…
High Gas Prices: 772-257-4485
Stressed about rising gas prices? Call the High Gas Prices Hotline to ease your mind.
Debt Crisis Support Line: 267-436-5212
Our economy is experiencing its worst financial crisis since the 1930's, and our country is trillions of dollars in debt. Call 267-436-5212 ...
