Political and Legal
A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115
Call 267-436-5115 to hear an important safety message that could save your life!
Bin Laden's Last Seconds on Earth? 401-285-8624
Call 401-285-8624 to hear Osama Bin Laden''s last seconds on Earth.
Bye Bye Bush: 917-475-0064
Regardless of how youfelt about George W. as President, call the "Bye Bye Bush" Hotline tohear his final words as president - well, ok, it''s ...
Clinton Campaign Headquarters ('08): 917-475-0052
Call 917-475-0052 to hear a message from the woman who wanted to be president, but had to settle for secretary.
Debt Crisis Support Line: 267-436-5212
Our economy is experiencing its worst financial crisis since the 1930''s, and our country is trillions of dollars in debt. Call 267-436-5212 ...
Gay Marriage Debate Line: 862-227-9238
Call 862-227-9238 to weigh in on the gay marriage debate!
High Gas Prices: 772-257-4485
Stressed about rising gas prices? Call the High Gas Prices Hotline to ease your mind.
IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139
Need help filing your taxes? Call the IRS Help Line at 267-436-5139 for assistance.
Marijuana Legalization Line: 781-452-0647
[Note: This one isn''t a "Humor" Hotline - it''s actually serious!] The Legalization of Marijuana would generate BILLIONS of dollars for our ...
McCain Campaign Headquarters ('08): 917-475-0050
A campaign message from then-candidate Senator John McCain.
Obama Campaign Headquarters ('08): 917-475-0051
Call to hear a special message from then-candidate Barack Obama.
Obama Talks to Romney: 781-452-4059
Call 781-452-4059 to hear the secretly recorded conversation between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney!
Political Polling Prank: 215-475-5075
Obama? Romney? Don''t care? Call 215-475-5075 to weigh in (or FWD to prank your friends!)
Presidential Polling Center: 781-452-2074
it''s never too late to give money to your favorite politicians! According to them, anyway…
Sarah Palin's Cell Phone: 973-409-3264
A very special voicemail greeting from former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin.
Sue the Internet Hotline! 781-452-0844
If you''re unemployed because of the Internet, call 781-452-0844 to find out how you can fight back!
The "Billion Dollar Bailout" Hotline: 781-452-2073
Call 781-452-2073 for important information regarding the government bailout.
The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488
Do you have an opinion on changing the legal drinking age? Call the "Make it 18" Hotline to make your voice heard: 772-257-4488.
The Bad Sex Compensation Line: 401-992-4056
Have you had a disappointing sexual experience? You could be entitled to compensation! Call the law offices of Jones & Adams at ...
The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016
Trapped in an insufferable marriage? Call The Divorce Humor Hotline at 631-403-2016.

