Phone-y Organizations
The "Crank and Yank Sperm Bank": 772-257-4407
Call "America's Top Rated Sperm Bank" at 772-257-4407 to hear all about donation and insemination options.
F.A.R.T.S.: 401-285-2179
Call the "Flatulence Awareness Respect and Trust Society" at 401-285-2179 to hear the many medical benefits of farting!
The (Lack Of) Talent Agency Hotline: 772-257-4376
Call the Jones and Adams Talent Agency at 772-257-4376!
The Bad Sex Compensation Line: 401-992-4056
Have you had a disappointing sexual experience? You could be entitled to compensation! Call the law offices of Jones & Adams at ...
"Travel Deals" Hotline: 401-285-4002
Give 401-285-4002 to anyone you think needs to get out of town. And stay there.
Movie Hotline: 781-452-4066
Call 781-452-4066 to hear a new (fake) MOVIE HOTLINE! Its how MoviePhone would sound if HumorHotlines.com ran Hollywood!
Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678
Are you having problems with your computer? Call the Tech-Support Hotline at 772-257-4678.
Sue the Internet Hotline! 781-452-0844
If you're unemployed because of the Internet, call 781-452-0844 to find out how you can fight back!
Save the Stars! 603-413-4128
Right now there's a multi-millionaire NBA basketball player who needs your help. Call 603-413-4128 to pledge your support!
