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April Fools Day Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033

April Fools Day Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033


This flexible number will help you with any April Fools Day prank for which you need someone to call a phone number.

  • Top 25 April Fools Day Pranks:

    1. Tell one of your friends that their boy- or girlfriend is having an affair and then have them call the Bad Connection Line at 270-392-3043 for a male voice and 757-201-9026 for a female voice.
    2. Text your friends and tell them your cell phone is broken; then give them the number to the Rick Roll Hotline at 772-257-4501. 
    3. Leave a note on the fridge to let your roommate, spouse, or that creepy guy that sneaks into your home when you’re away know that they should invest in a Tic Tac by leaving them the number to the Bad Breath Notification Line at 631-960-7187. 
    4. Tell your family and friends they’ve won a contest and need to call 301-576-1106 to redeem their prize and watch as they repeatedly dial our Call to Silence number! 
    5. Trick little brothers, sisters, cousins, nieces, or nephews into thinking they’re going to leave a message for the Easter Bunny by giving them the number to the Easter Bunny’s Voicemail at 215-475-5083. 
    6. Trick your coworkers into thinking the office policies have become stricter by having them call our Human Resources Hotline at 786-837-9893. 
    7. Let that snotty new neighbor know that there are people who can help remove the rod from his ass by having him call Randy’s Rectal Remover at 215-475-5068. 
    8. Tell Grandma you got a new job and tell her to call your new office number - the Hottest Voicemail Ever at 973-409-3264. 
    9. Tell your unemployed friends or relatives to call 401-992-4052 for a job lead and watch their reaction to our Employment Hotline.
    10. Leave a Facebook message asking the recipient to call 202-629-9220 for an important message – that they’re a Facebook addict and need a life! 
    11. Trick those your civic-minded acquaintances into thinking they’ve involuntarily contributed $100 to the Federal Bailout Package by having them call the Billion Dollar Bailout Hotline at 781-452-2073 by telling them it will allow them to voice their opinion. 
    12. Trick one of your coworkers into thinking they’ve been fired by having them call the “You’re Fired!” Hotline at 413-497-0050. 
    13. Cover yourself in fake blood, lie in the middle of the sidewalk pretending to be unconscious, and hold in your hand a card that tells passersby to call 401-992-4028 – our “WTF” Hotline in order to provide you with emergency assistance. 



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Top 25 AFD Pranks (Continued)

14. Piss your loved ones off by getting them to call the Frustration Hotline: 484-271-2468.
15. Send flowers to a friend and leave only the number to the One Night Stand Hotline (212-201-3517) on the attached card.
16. Send out an email to your coworkers telling them to call 267-385-3706 for an important news update and watch as they react to the news getting personal on our News Update Hotline. 
17. Convince a friend that a loved one has just been in a horrible car accident, give them the number to our Call to Silence Hotline (301-576-1106) telling them it’s the number to the hospital, and watch as hilarity ensues! 
18. Give to any bitter singles you know the number to either our male-voiced Bad Connection Hotline (270-392-3043) or the female-voiced Bad Connection Hotline under the premise of setting them up with a hot blind date. 
19. Let the hypochondriacs in your life diagnose themselves with the Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277. 
20. Stand outside a Lamaze class or Family Planning clinic and hand out the number to the Birth Control Reminder Hotline: 413-497-0047. 
21. Promise to explain the cost of gas prices to a friend and then give them the number to our “High Gas Prices?” Hotline at 772-257-4485. 
22. Send your significant other (or the person you are currently Facebook-stalking) a message promising to reveal your true feelings and leave them only the number to “A Not-So-Sweet Poem” at 973-409-3280. 
23. Leave a note on someone’s desk telling them to call 631-960-7171, the Body Odor Notification Number, for an important message. 
24. Go to a restaurant and write the number of the “Booger Hanging Notification” Hotline (631-960-7169) where the tip should be. 
25. Make up YOUR OWN PRANK that involves someone calling a number and use our Prankster’s Assistance Hotline number: 781-452-0842.
 

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  • (1 Comments)
5 Stars

GAY

That is da most GAY "prank" ever!!!!!!!!! who would be stupid enough ta pull that?!?!?!

-vivienne luyzz