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A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115
Call 267-436-5115 to hear an important safety message that could save your life!
Bad Breath Robot: 631-960-7187
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Call Manti Te'o's "Fake Girlfriend": 312-348-8035
Manti Te'o is a great football player. Manti Te'o is not great at relationships. Call 312-348-8035 to hear what we think his "fake girlfriend" ...
Gangnam Style: 631-403-9000
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Gift Card Resources: 704-319-7244
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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft: 413-497-0167
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How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696
Call the "How To Keep an Idiot Entertained" Hotline at 704-970-1832.
IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139
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Jury Duty Prank Line: 704-319-7242
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One Direction Trivia Challenge: 202-629-9233
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Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128
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Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277
Obsessive-compulsive? Multiple Personality Disorder? Nymphomaniac?!? Call the Psychiatric Hotline for assistance.
Sex Addiction Help Line: 401-285-2187
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Spanish In 60 Seconds: 772-257-4358
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STD Notification Scare: 401-285-0703
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Subliminal Hypnosis & Ideation Transformation: 973-409-3316
Call the Subliminal Hypnosis and Ideation Transformation Hotline for an important, life-changing message! 973-409-3316
The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488
Do you have an opinion on changing the legal drinking age? Call the "Make it 18" Hotline to make your voice heard: 772-257-4488.
The Bad Sex Compensation Line: 401-992-4056
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The Contest Hotline: 772-257-4885
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The Dial-In Doctor: 862-227-9242
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The Hunger Games: 704-970-1836
Call 704-970-1836 to play the dial-in HUNGER GAMES! A different result (if you live or die - and HOW!) with each call!
White People 101: 704-970-1827
Don''t panic if you encounter a white person in the wild! Call 704-970-1827 for survival tips.
