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Gift Card Resources: 401-992-4057

There are lots of scams on Facebook about free gift cards. But you can call 401-992-4057 to hear a cool REAL way to get $100 gift cards at all ...

Sue the Internet Hotline! 781-452-0844

If you're unemployed because of the Internet, call 781-452-0844 to find out how you can fight back!

Save the Stars! 603-413-4128

Right now there's a multi-millionaire NBA basketball player who needs your help. Call 603-413-4128 to pledge your support!

The New USPS: 401-992-4044

Call 401-992-4044 to find out how the USPS plans to make the lives of disgruntled postal workers even more miserable!

STD Notification Scare: 401-285-0703

You might rethink your sex life after hearing this message from The Midtown Health Clinic at 401-285-0703.

The Bad Sex Compensation Line: 401-992-4056

Have you had a disappointing sexual experience? You could be entitled to compensation! Call the law offices of Jones & Adams at ...

The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488

Do you have an opinion on changing the legal drinking age? Call the "Make it 18" Hotline to make your voice heard: 772-257-4488.

New Year's Resolution Hotline: 240-258-4017

Know someone that has trouble sticking to New Year's Resolutions? Have them call 240-258-4017.

Bad Breath Robot: 631-960-7187

Ever been around someone with nasty bad breath? Give them the Bad Breath Robot Number... and a mint...

Valentine's Day Sucks: 401-992-4027

Just a few of the many reasons why Valentine's Day sucks: 401-992-4027.

Valentine's Day is EVIL!: 401-992-4026

Valentine's Day is evil and we can prove it! Just call 401-992-4026 to see how.

For Singles on Valentine's Day: 401-992-4047

Will you be single this Valentine's Day? Call 401-992-4047 to assess your situation.

Drunk Dating Advice: 240-258-4023

Call 240-258-4023 to hear drunken intern Alex dispense relationship advice

Sex Addiction Help Line: 401-285-2187

Do you know someone in need of a sexual intervention? Have them call 401-285-2187, or call yourself for a laugh!