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Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

Bible lessons in under a minute! Call 240-258-4010 to hear what REALLY happened to Adam and Eve.
 

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5 Stars

big woop?

i really doubt god gives a damn about a joke. "Then Simon Peter drew a sword and slashed off the right ear of Malchus, the high priest's slave. Jesus commanded Peter, "Put your sword away! Shall I not drink the cup the Father has given me?" in other words dont strike at us. its not what jesus would do.

-Skytsengel

1 Stars

stupid

this is the worst one it is soooo stupid my bad retarted

-jack

1 Stars

offensive much!

ok this iz just STUPID! thatz VERY offensive! God should NOT! be mocked!!

-Taylor

5 Stars

Give me a break

This is hilarious. In Ireland we are religious but can have a laugh (What's life worth if you can't?). Here in the States everyone takes religion SOOO SERIOUSLY...but do they? For the majority- only when it suits them. If you're angry at this, remember, you're the one that came to humor freaking hotline, what the hell were you expecting? 5 stars, because TEN wasn't an option.

-Dublin

5 Stars

Oops?

This is mocking God? Ahh s***. O.o

-A.L.

5 Stars

NOY FUNNY AT ALL

I dont think that was funny at all i would have rated it 0 but that wasent a option aparently so i rated it 1 (not funny god should not be mocked) >:/

-dANIELA

5 Stars

sucks a**

dont listen

-jock

1 Stars

offensive

I was very offended by that. Not funny

-anonymous

5 Stars

WAIT... WHATTT ?

YO I CUDNT UNDERTAND A WORD DIS DUDE WAS SAYIN.. CAN SOMEONE WRITE IT HERE ON THE COMMENT SPACE ??

-ZooZoo

5 Stars

kkxjf

AWESOME

-walter

5 Stars

LMFAOWRAOTF!

lol. i let my bf listen to this its so funny. aha.

-Stella

5 Stars

GOD?

I am GOD!!!

-satan

4 Stars

hav a humor!

imma Christian and it isnt that bad, have a humor!

-Ashley

5 Stars

AMAZING!

This is the best one I've ever heard. Amazing. It made me happy.

-Dona Devastation

1 Stars

WRONG!!!

NO STARS ON VOTEING

-Kaleb

5 Stars

WRONG!!!

You should NEVER i repeat NEVER make fun of God he is not to be MADE FUN OF!!!! God be with your soul.

-Kaleb

1 Stars

not cool

God is NEVER happy when you mock him!!!

-theresa

4 Stars

Awesome!

Very Funny!

-Josie

5 Stars

Lord...

This is funny!

-juice

5 Stars

HILARIOUS

LMAO! YOU NEED TO DO MORE BIBLE STORES LIKE THIS!

-BG