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- Most Popular Humor Hotlines!
- How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696
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- Pranks, Tricks and Jokes
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- The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501
- Annoying Sound: 781-452-2666
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- Presidential Polling Center: 781-452-2074
- The "Billion Dollar Bailout" Hotline: 781-452-2073
- Bye Bye Bush: 917-475-0064
- Clinton Campaign Headquarters ('08): 917-475-0052
- McCain Campaign Headquarters ('08): 917-475-0050
- Sarah Palin's Cell Phone: 973-409-3264
- The Rejection Hotline®
- Almost... to Voicemail: 973-409-3264
- Australian: 202-629-9230
- British: 202-629-9216
- Call to Silence: 301-576-1106
- Definition Annoying: 917-475-0060
- Definition Pathetic: 786-837-9920
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- Leave-A-Message Rejection Hotline: 973-409-3242
- Marshmallow: 401-992-4046
- Piss off!: 401-992-4029
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- Body Odor Notification: 631-960-7171
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- Stop Inviting Me to Stupid Groups!: 202-629-9219
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- Relationship-Related Hotlines
- The "One-Night-Stand" Hotline: 212-201-3517
- The Breakup Bitch (mean): 202-629-9213
- The Breakup Butler (gentle): 401-427-2990
- The Official Breakup Hotline: 781-452-0659
- Birth Control Reminder: 413-497-0047
- Dating Nightmare: 973-409-3273
- He's Not Right For You: 609-986-0369
- Pre Marital Sex vs Saving Yourself: 772-257-4484
- Safe Sex Reminder 1: 973-409-3317
- Safe Sex Reminder 2: 973-409-3318
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- The "Get Over It" Hotline: 267-436-5063
- Call for Luck: 781-452-0840
- Call to Confess: 646-717-8394
- High Gas Prices: 772-257-4485
- How Will You Remember MJ?: 413-497-0041
- Mime-On-Demand: 781-452-2659
- RH Brands Feedback Line: 401-992-4043
- Rooftop Comedy - Dog Fighting (Michael Vick): 917-475-0056
- Rooftop Comedy - Everybody Farts: 781-884-0040
- Rooftop Comedy - Fake Beer (UGA): 215-475-5067
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- Como Entretener un Idiota: 413-497-0079
- Como Evadir La Migre: 631-403-2010
- Como Trabajar para un Gringo: 413-497-0090
- Corazon Despedazado: 413-497-2056
- El Abogado Gringo: 267-436-5209
- Fresometro: 781-452-4038
- Int'l ''Go F*** Yourself'' Hotline: 401-285-2051
- Int'l ''I Love You'' Hotline: 401-285-2180
- Int'l ''Will You Have Sex With Me?'' Hotline: 772-257-4093
- Nacometro: 631-403-2014
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It was pretty good. I thought it was going to be something where you could have your spouse call you at this number, while you are at home packing and moving out, but it wasnt that useful.-Kevin