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It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050
Having a bad day? Call for an inspirational (and humorous) reminder that, no matter how bad your life might suck right now, It Could Always Suck More!
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NOTE:
The "It Could Always Suck More" hotline was created for entertainment purposes. Regardless or what the line may say, callers will not be charged any fees beyond their standard carrier rates.
It Could Always Suck More Super Bowl Numbers:
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Comments:
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it doesnt work
i tried calling it and nothing happens it doesnt ring or anything. i tried other numbers too none of them work-8459262799
Its Funny
People who thinks it lame are just trying to act mature. Its funny . Not sooo hilarious but its funny so get over it.-Carmen D.
penis
I got rejected by a my crush and now in pretty f***ed but it could always suck more-penis
I don't think so
but...-yea it could
Woot
Hoott-Joe
It really could suck more
This made my crappy day feel so much better!-Josh
It really could suck more
This made my crappy day feel so much better!-Josh
You guys are losers
YEAZ I SAYS IT! lmao-uly
NOOB ALERT
Read the disclaimer, dumbass "The "It Could Always Suck More" hotline is for entertainment purposes. Regardless or what the line may say, callers will not be charged any fees beyond their standard carrier rates. " It's a ~*JOKE*~-Here's Johnny!
don't call this number!!
they charge you $20 a minute!!-P.V.C.
GET A LIFE!!
LO$ER!!!!-Karin C.
FIRST!!
POPPED THE COMMENT CHERRY!!!-Ale$$andro!!
;)
Seriosly??
No Friken way!! They Charge U 20 Dollars a MINUTE but what they hey that could always suck more so dont make the friken calls its a scam-None Of Ur Buisness