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Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661

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Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661

Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661

Since 2007 this hotline has received over 30 MILLION CALLS! Call Santa and tell him what you want for Christmas this year, but watch out for his temper... and please, this hotline is NOT for kids!

  • WARNING: 

    The Call to Santa Hotline contains some adult language, and may not be suitable for younger callers.


 
5 Stars

funny

F***ING FUNNY I'M GONNA SHOW IT TO MY BOSS "WAIT I THINK HE MIGHT FIRE ME" BUT WHO CARES YEAH SANTA HOTLINE

-ALEC

5 Stars

LOL WTF

my kid cousins came over and we called it... they ended up laughing more than i did, but i still laughed pretty hard.

-Kayla

5 Stars

so funny

OMG THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY EVERY TIME i LISTEN TO IT I BURST OUT WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!!

-krista

5 Stars

LMAO

Was given this number by a friend, call it whenever I need a laugh.

-Yvette

5 Stars

lol Fucking funny

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

-Big John Bagwell

5 Stars

blah

It only costs your phone if you don't have long distance on your phone plan...but if you do have lond distance on your phone it doesn't cost you anything!!!

-joe smo

5 Stars

santa

hahahahaha

-rob pat.

5 Stars

santa hotline

I love this one i olmost died of laghing! my mom and dad were watching and they said that it was funny.

-Leah Higgans

5 Stars

lol

this was hella funny haha dont bleep it out it makes it way less funny

-Haleigh

5 Stars

HAHA

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-pet

5 Stars

Hilarious

Don't beep it out

-Peter

5 Stars

so darn hillarios

hahahahahahahahha

-jock

5 Stars

QUESTION

Does it cost to call these numbers????

-;))

5 Stars

im bored

nice i like it (as in the sant hotline)

-luke

5 Stars

WHAT

that was stupid

-lola

5 Stars

funii

lol this iz funny, is this long distance

-jenny

5 Stars

LOL XD

omq thats so funny i love it!! i'll play it over and over and never gets old!!

-~sabrina

5 Stars

money

if im calling from a 631 area code does this cost any money?

-Mikey

1 Stars

hahaha whatever

NOT FUNNY

-Jua

5 Stars

Suggestion

This number doens't charge ANYTHING! I called it from work and let my entire office here it. I called it from my cell to when I got home. Never charged for anything.

-Handy Manny