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Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277

Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277

Call it yourself for a laugh or send it to someone you know who might just be a little crazy! Either way, the Psychiatric Hotline (973-409-3277) is always guaranteed to entertain!

  • With over 35 Million Calls since 2008, "The Psychiatric Hotline" is one of our all-time most popular hotlines! 
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    5 Stars

    wow

    that was amazing

    -Hi

    5 Stars

    Hilarious.

    SO funny. "You don't need to press a number, we already know who are."

    -Renee

    5 Stars

    hahahahha

    i dialed the wrong number and got 973-483-3277

    -Henry

    5 Stars

    this hotline rocks

    i love this!!!!!

    -Shauna

    5 Stars

    Good Reveiw!!

    this is great i laughed my butt off

    -Tiffany

    5 Stars

    Hilarious!

    omg i luv it! i was laughing my butt off!

    -Gabi

    5 Stars

    video got TOSed

    fix video

    -Heywood Jablome

    1 Stars

    dger

    I HATED THIS

    -Hannah

    5 Stars

    ??????

    Do these things cost extra??????????

    -Ponya

    5 Stars

    Kickin ass LMAO alot.

    This is very funny please send it to ur friends.

    -Roy Palmer

    5 Stars

    BEST PHONECALL I EVER MADE

    i have over 600 friends on facebook, over HALF of them called this phone number and left messages on my facebook page about how it was so funny ha ha... whatever -.- but now i have decided to make it our official office number at my website :D TY HYMOR HOTLINE!

    -zerocomfor.com

    1 Stars

    not very good

    its just a rip off of the metal heath hotline if you look that up on youtube you will see that this is almost the exact same as the beginning of that

    -Michael

    5 Stars

    asdfg

    i love boobies

    -dhgjbnk

    5 Stars

    xD!

    I LOVE this one!! xD its great!!

    -Secret Ivy Hale

    5 Stars

    Crazy! (literally!)

    WOW! I have some crazy crazy friends that this is perfect for. I love all your stuff!

    -amanda

    5 Stars

    This is genius!

    Nice work, guys.

    -Sam

    5 Stars

    You guys are idiots

    its not dat hrd to undrstnd

    -OneMoreTime

    5 Stars

    You guys are idiots

    its not that hard to undastnd

    -OneMoreTime

    3 Stars

    @Ian

    nothing is supposed to happen ur just supposed to listen

    -Rezist4532

    5 Stars

    I think this is broken.

    Nothing happens when I press a number. It just goes blank. Is it supposed to do that?

    -Ian