RejectionHotline.com Newsletter (March 2008) - In this issue:
1) Jeff's intro
2) GET OVER IT DAY is almost here! (678-928-3001)
3) Three Humor Hotlines to help GET OVER bad relationships, bad breath, or someone who pisses you off.
4) All Rejection Ringtones are now FREE
1) INTRO:
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This newsletter is actually being written (by Jeff) aboard a cruise ship, which happens to be the same cruise ship that made national news the other day when we were stopped just 5 miles before we hit international waters and US Marshals stormed the ship to apprehend and an alleged murderer! I saw all the Marshals (with bullet-proof vests!) but I didn't see the guy when they actually caught him. If I had, I might have given him the"It Could Always Suck More" Hotline number (212-201-3515) and suggested he call it with his one phone call from jail. :)
2) GET OVER IT DAY is almost here! (March 9)
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For those that don't know, "Get Over It Day" is a new holiday taking place each year on March 9 (the exact midpoint between Valentine's Day and April Fool's Day) because EVERYONE has SOMETHING to get over. Since it was started 4 years, "Get Over It Day" has been embraced by MILLIONS of people (getting over failed relationships, lost jobs, fears, insecurities, and numerous other things) and it's received some amazing media coverage as well (Good Morning America, ESPN SportsCenter, The TODAY Show, and more!)
If you've got a minute,
CALL 678-928-3001 for the official "GET OVER IT DAY HOTLINE"
where you can hear the official "What's Get Over It Day All About?" poem, listen to what other (real) people have committed to getting over, record a Get Over It Day declaration of your own, and much more!
(One of the menu options even gives you a chance to win a trip to
3) Three (3) things to GET OVER and corresponding Humor Hotlines...
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- Are you stuck in a bad relationship? GET OVER IT (and get out of it!), perhaps with the assistance of:
"The Breakup
- Is there someone at work, school, or home that pisses you off? You can either GET OVER IT, or you can get them to call:
847-859-7255 (the "Piss on You!" number)
- Know someone with chronic bad breath? Help THEM to GET OVER IT by giving them a "Just Thought You Should Know" number to call:
631-960-7170 (Bad Breath notification).
4) Rejection Ringtones are now FREE!
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In honor of GET OVER IT DAY, we've decided to make ALL of our Rejection Ringtones completely FREE in the month of March! Some of the most popular "Rejection Ringtones" include:
- The original "Rejection" Ringtone
- The "Booty Call" Ringtone
- The "Cheating Ex-" Ringtone
- The "Pathetic Caller" Ringtone
- The "Hottest Ringtone Ever"
- Visit http://www.RejectionRingtones.com/ringtones.asp for the full list and to get as many as you want FOR FREE!
Ok, that's about it for now. This newsletter will probably be sent on Monday or Tuesday when I get back to
