Holidays
Frosty The Snowman: 631-403-2011
Hear how Frosty The Snowman feels about being left for dead in the hot sun. Just call 631-403-2011.
Outsource Christmas To India: 413-497-0076
Santa has outsourced his Christmas operation to India! Call: 413-497-0076 to hear more.
Hanukkah Harry Hotline: 772-257-4489
Call our good buddy Hannukah Harry for an important announcement about Hannukah!!
4th of July Hotline: 786-837-9925
Call the 4th of July Hotline at 786-837-9925 to hear all the reasons you should be grateful for your independence.
April Fools Day Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033
Celebrate our favorite holiday (or any day for that matter) with the April Fool's Day Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
Best Valentines Gift EVER: 973-409-3278
Low on cash? Give the Valentine's Day gift that keeps on giving. Have your loved ones call 973-409-3278.
Call The Easter Bunny!: 973-409-3313
If you've ever wanted to know just how mentally disturbed a giant talking rabbit can be, call 973-409-3313 to hear a message from The Easter ...
Get Over It Day (March 9): 267-350-8967
Get Over It Day (March 9th, the midpoint between Valentine's Day and April Fool's Day) is a new national holiday! Call 267-350-8967 for more ...
Happy Father's Day: 772-257-4480
Give Dad something he can be proud of this year by having him call the Father's Day Hotline.
Happy Mother's Day: 202-629-9227
Forgot to buy Mom a gift for Mother's Day this year? We've got you covered. Just give her the number to the Mother's Day Hotline and watch as ...
Hear From Mrs. Claus: 267-350-8895
Is Santa's wife naughty or nice? Decide for yourself by calling 267-350-8895.
Naughty or Nice Hotline: 401-992-4039
Find out which of Santa's lists you are on by calling 401-992-4039.
New Year's Resolution Hotline: 240-258-4017
Know someone that has trouble sticking to New Year's Resolutions? Have them call 240-258-4017.
New Year's Resolution Rant: 786-837-9926
Know someone that has trouble sticking to New Year's Resolutions? Have them call 786-837-9926 for a New Year's Resolution Rant by the Pissed-Off ...
Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661
WARNING: Our Santa Hotline is NOT intended for young kids! :) Call Santa at 772-257-4661 and you'll find out why!
St. Patrick's Day Hotline: 772-257-4925
Call 772-257-4925 for a special message from St. Patrick himself!
The Grinch Caught in the Act: 240-235-0283
What's the Grinch up to this holiday season? Call 240-235-0283 to find out.
The Holidays Hotline: 973-409-3475
9 options featuring your favorite holiday characters and subjects. Call 973-409-3475 and make your selection!
Father's Day Hotline: 202-629-9235
Wish your dad a happy Father's Day by having him call 202-629-9235! It's cheaper than a tie!
Valentine's Day is EVIL!: 401-992-4026
Valentine's Day is evil and we can prove it! Just call 401-992-4026 to see how.
Valentine's Day Sucks: 401-992-4027
Just a few of the many reasons why Valentine's Day sucks: 401-992-4027.
For Singles on Valentine's Day: 401-992-4047
Will you be single this Valentine's Day? Call 401-992-4047 to assess your situation.
Drunk Dating Advice: 240-258-4023
Call 240-258-4023 to hear drunken intern Alex dispense relationship advice
