Holidays
4th of July Hotline: 786-837-9925
Call the 4th of July Hotline at 786-837-9925 to hear all the reasons you should be grateful for your independence.
April Fools Day Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033
Celebrate our favorite holiday (or any day for that matter) with the April Fool''s Day Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
Best Valentines Gift EVER: 973-409-3278
Low on cash? Give the Valentine''s Day gift that keeps on giving. Have your loved ones call 973-409-3278.
Call A Thanksgiving Turkey: 781-452-4017
Ever wonder how the turkeys feel about Thanksgiving? Call 781-452-4017 and hear for yourself!
Call The Easter Bunny!: 973-409-3313
If you''ve ever wanted to know just how mentally disturbed a giant talking rabbit can be, call 973-409-3313 to hear a message from The Easter ...
Drunk Holiday Thoughts: 973-409-3312
Call 973-409-3312 to hear drunken internet Alex provide all the news you need to know about holiday parties and bad gifts.
Drunk Thoughts - Spring Break: 401-427-2989
Call 401-427-2989 for Spring Break tips from the drunkest intern on the face of the planet, HumorHotlines.com''s very own Alex!
Father's Day Hotline: 202-629-9235
Wish your dad a happy Father''s Day by having him call 202-629-9235! It''s cheaper than a tie!
For Singles on Valentine's Day: 704-319-7247
Will you be single this Valentine''s Day? Call 704-319-7247 to assess your situation.
Frosty The Snowman: 631-403-2011
Hear how Frosty The Snowman feels about being left for dead in the hot sun. Just call 631-403-2011.
Get Over It Day (March 9): 267-350-8967
Get Over It Day (March 9th, the midpoint between Valentine''s Day and April Fool''s Day) is a new national holiday! Call 267-350-8967 for more ...
Hanukkah Harry Hotline: 772-257-4489
Call our good buddy Hannukah Harry for an important announcement about Hannukah!!
Happy Father's Day: 772-257-4480
Give Dad something he can be proud of this year by having him call the Father''s Day Hotline.
Happy Mother's Day: 202-629-9227
Forgot to buy Mom a gift for Mother''s Day this year? We''ve got you covered. Just give her the number to the Mother''s Day Hotline and watch ...
Hear From Mrs. Claus: 267-350-8895
Is Santa''s wife naughty or nice? Decide for yourself by calling 267-350-8895.
IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139
Need help filing your taxes? Call the IRS Help Line at 267-436-5139 for assistance.
Naughty or Nice Hotline: 862-227-9231
Find out which of Santa''s lists you are on by calling 862-227-9231.
New Year's Resolution Hotline: 240-258-4017
Know someone that has trouble sticking to New Year's Resolutions? Have them call 240-258-4017.
New Year's Resolution Rant: 786-837-9926
Know someone that has trouble sticking to New Year's Resolutions? Have them call 786-837-9926 for a New Year''s Resolution Rant by the Pissed-Off ...
Outsource Christmas To India: 862-227-9232
Santa has outsourced his Christmas operation to India! Call: 862-227-9232 to hear more.
Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661
WARNING: Our Santa Hotline is NOT intended for young kids! :) Call Santa at 772-257-4661 and you''ll find out why!
St. Patrick's Day Hotline: 772-257-4925
Call 772-257-4925 for a special message from St. Patrick himself!
Steak and BJ Day Hotline: 413-497-0044
March 14th is Steak And BJ Day!!! Call 413-497-0044 for details regarding this wonderful day!
The (Anti) Columbus Day Hotline: 973-409-3471
Call 973-409-3471 to find out why Columbus Day is our most ridiculous national holiday!
The Grinch Caught in the Act: 240-235-0283
What''s the Grinch up to this holiday season? Call 240-235-0283 to find out.
The Holidays Hotline: 973-409-3475
9 options featuring your favorite holiday characters and subjects. Call 973-409-3475 and make your selection!
Valentine's Day is EVIL!: 862-227-9236
Valentine''s Day is evil and we can prove it! Just call 862-227-9236 to see how.
Valentines Day Sucks!: 401-992-4027
Call to hear the Pissed-Off Poet's take on this lover's holiday. 401-992-4027
Valentine's Day Sucks: 862-227-9239
Just a few of the many reasons why Valentine''s Day sucks: 862-227-9239.
